Sex... love... uh oh's

Here we go again

Yesterday the female half of the newlywed couple started e-mailing me asking how my weekend was with Marine, and that they were sorry they couldn't make it down. Then she asked if I would come up to stay with them this weekend. She said her husband would make us dinner and we could all go out. I feel really bad because she's always asking me to go see them (they live pretty close to Marine, about 2 hours north), and I rarely go. But, at the same time my car is having problems again and I need to take it to the dealership to get it looked at. I don't really trust it to drive that far, which is really sad because it's only a 2001. Stupid piece of crap. Anyway, I thought I would check with First to see if he had any ideas of how I could get a very inexpensive rental car, being that he used to work for a rental car company. He actually let me use his family discount once before, we told them I was his sister. So, I asked him today if he knows what I can do and he actually got me a 50% discount again, which was awesome. I'm probably going to hell for the way he got it, but oh well. I have good intentions. Anyway, I told the newlyweds I would go up and stay Saturday night with them, and she goes "So, do you mind if Marine comes?" I was like "ummm no, I don't mind. Did you call him or what?" She goes "No, he called and I asked him if he wanted to go out this weekend and he said he didn't really feel like it, then I told him you were coming and he said actually he does want to go. But I just wanted to make sure it was cool with you." I told her yeah, it's fine. So, here we go again. I don't know why I have a weird feeling about it this time, but I do. I think because his actions are so different from his words. When we broke up he said I'm like a sister to him and how hooking up just didn't feel right, and now he flirts, plays with my hair, compliments me, wants to have sex whenever he can, and always wants to talk about my exes. Um, I thought I was like a sister to you, freako. Whatever, I just wish the sex was better! I am excited to see the newlyweds this weekend though, they are so fun. There's more to tell about other stuff but this time change is kicking my ass so I have to go get some sleep. Buenos noches!

posted by EIizabeth @ 10:43 PM 4 Comments

No hangover sex

Well, Marine came over again yesterday. He got here at like noon and looks totally different now. The last time I saw him was in January, he was so fuckin HOT! He had really short hair, was all clean cut, yum! But now, he went back to his skater look, which doesn't really do anything for me on him. So that was kind of a bummer. It just seemed like he's letting himself go a little. Anyway, he showed up and we had pizza and beer for lunch then watched 50 First Dates. I love that movie, and he likes chick flicks, so that was fun. We kept drinking beer while we watched the movie, so when it ended we started playing cards and switched to mixed drinks. The night went pretty fast once we started those drinks. After a while I made dinner then we started playing quarters, and Cop texted me. Well, i was a little too drunk so when he asked what I was doing I replied with "tryin to get some" but I accidentally sent it to Mama's Boy instead of Cop! hahahah!!! Which is a whole 'nother story, let's just say Mama's Boy wasn't too happy about it. Then Cop called and was laughing at us because we were so drunk. We hung up with him and Marine started talking about his first love again, like he does every time he's drunk. He gets all serious and just talks about what a bitch she was but how much he loved her. The whole time he was talking I was just staring at his lips and thinking how kissable they look. So, when he finished talking about her i was like "Can we have sex now?" He just looked at me all surprised and goes "Remind me why we broke up again!" After that we had sex for quite a while, then he passed out and I was cold so I put some pajamas on and passed out too. This morning at like 7am I woke up when I heard him go "What the fuck??? Why am I naked and you're not???" I wanted to laugh but my head was killin me. Then he goes, "Guess what. I have morning wood." I told him Congratulations and he goes "Want to help me take care of it?" I told him no, but thanks for offering. He kept asking and I kept telling him no, and he goes "Fine, you're about to lose your chance. I'm gonna go pee and it's going to be gone." I told him I think I'll get over it. We went back to sleep until like 11 and once again, I woke up with my pounding headache and he woke up with his morning wood, and asking to have sex. I told him no, that hangover sex is no fun. He goes "Yeah, but I love morning sex. It's my thing, it's the best kind." He got tired of asking so after a while he was like "Just take your clothes off, c'mon, let's go. C'monnnnnnn." I was like "Wow, that's hot. That's a sure way to get my clothes off." What a dork. He just laughed, then started asking what I'm making for breakfast. I actually did want to have sex again, but I just couldn't do it. #1 because it really wouldn't have been great with my hangover headache, and #2 because there are too many feelings that go along with sober sex. Drunk sex is strictly about getting some, sober sex (for me) involves too much emotion. I definitely wasn't going to let that happen. So we got up a few minutes later and I made breakfast, we watched a movie and he left at like 1pm. It was fun, I'm glad he came.

posted by EIizabeth @ 9:44 PM 6 Comments