Sex... Mexico... Buckets of Beer
That pretty much sums up my weekend. God it was great. My younger sister, Lynn, goes to college near the mexican border so I went to visit her this weekend. I left Friday after work and got there around 8pm. She lives at a frat house for the summer, so we went to dinner then back to the house to drink. It was Lynn, her 2 girl-friends, and I and about 20 guys. There were several very hot ones there. Well, this guy "Pike" (who is one of the very hot ones) has always teased my sister that he's going to marry me and be her brother in law. He had only seen pictures of me until a couple weeks ago, when we met at that party I went with Lynn to. He's funny as hell, so we joked around a lot there. Well, when I pulled up yesterday he ran out of the house and gave me a hug before my sister could get to me, just to piss her off. Ok, I totally got off the subject... where was I? Oh yeah, so we went back to the house to drink and all the guys were there so we started to "Boat Race" it's a drinking game where you have to drink your beer out of a plastic cup, then put it on the edge of the table and hit the bottom of it so it flips over on the table and is standing upside down, when you flip your cup upside down the person next to you has to do the same thing... it's kinda of like a relay race, and you're racing the team on the other side of the table. Anyway, we played that for a long time and we got shitfaced real fast. Then Pike started flirting with me, and my sister kept telling him "Get away from my sister you douche!" We were laughing so hard, and kept flirting throughout the night. There was even a point were we were outside and he goes that's it, we're taking off. We're going to start our life together, and he grabbed my hand and started pulling me towards his car. My sister was like "Don't you fuckin dare get in that car!" He whispered to me that we're just going to go around the block for like 30 seconds just to piss her off, so we get in the car laughing and she is so surprised that I got in the car that she drops the whole bottle of Bacardi that she was holding and it shatters in the parking lot. We take off cracking up, make a quick circle around the block, when we got back she was in the parking lot and goes "I hate you bitches!" and goes back inside. So she was up in her room with some friends and we were downstairs talking and joking around when he kissed me. I was surprised, but it was nice. He had been joking all night that his penis is 3 inches, so we kissed for a while and then he asks me if I want to find out if it's really three inches. So I grabbed it, and his eyes about popped out of his head from shock. After he got over the shock he told me to guess. Well, I was too drunk to know 3 inches from 3 yards so I was like "Hmmmm 11 3/4 inches?" He laughed and told me to be serious. So I guess 11 and every fraction known to man and he was cracking up, he goes "Girl, someone has been lying to you!" haha!!! Then he starts to tell me that he would give me the best sex I've ever had. I told him that's what they all say. He swore up and down that he would. So I told him hang out for a while, and if I feel like taking him up on his offer I'd come find him. I wasn't going to, then after a while, my sister was asleep and i couldn't sleep so at like 4am I went and found him, and let me tell you, he lied. It was far from the best I've ever had. I guess I shouldn't say that. He wasn't "bad", but he's nothing to write home about. Afterwards he goes "Hey, i don't think your sister should know about this. I just think she'd get pissed." I agreed, and went to bed.The next day we got up at like noon got ready, and Lynn, her friend and I went to the Army base that's in the next town over, to check out the men in uniform. And holy...! It was BEAUTIFUL day. We had lunch there then went across the border into Juarez, Mexico. The mercado was already closed, so we just went to this bar and started drinking. After a while we decided to go find another bar when we met these 6 american guys that were freakin hot! So they came with us to another bar and we sat there and drank with them until like 9pm. They sold 8 beers in a bucket for $5, so we went through like 8 buckets, and a few shots of Tequila. We had planned to go to this club close to where she goes to school, but the guys convinced us to stay in Juarez with them. Then they said they were going to their hotel to shower and would meet us in an hour. We met back up with them at 10pm, and Lynn's friend decided to be a pouty little bitch for the rest of the night, which eventually ruined everyone's night. She had NO reason to be upset about anything, so my sister and I were pissed because we were having a blast. Finally, well everyone was getting sick of her friend's attitude so my sister and I apologized to the guys and told them we should get going. We left totally pissed off and didn't say a word the whole way home. I passed out as soon as we got back to the house and today Lynn and I got up, went to lunch, and I drove home. All in all, the weekend was awesome. I told her I'd go back for 4th of July weekend. I can't wait!
