Another Day...
Can I BE any more confused??? This guy situation is killin me. Really. Ok...
Mama's Boy, forget about it. No way.
Cop, he's married, but even if it wasn't... no way, never never never.
First, he's married, and even though I would honestly love to hook up with him... I can't. I'm going to make some excuse to why I can't see him on Saturday to avoid the situation altogether. So he's out.
Fireman, divorced, lives back home (1300 miles away), and even though he's absolutely gorgeous, AND a fireman... I just can't do it. Besides the distance thing, he just drinks way too much. Nobody ever takes him seriously. So he's out.
FBI, divorced and very bitter on relationships. He's absolutely my dream guy though. He called me today at work to say hi, and see how my trip back home went. I told him all about it, and he asked me if
Fireman hit on me. I told him yes and that I told him to go to bed. He laughed. I just wish he didn't have this bitterness about relationships. So, unfortunately, he's out.
Army, single, never been married, in Iraq... and is stationed out of Germany. I would love for something to happen with him, but geographically speaking... it just can't work. He wants to be career army, and I don't think I can drop everything to be an army wife. So he's out. Then there's
Patterson, there are so many good things about him, and at the same time so many things that make me want to choke him. He's honest, loyal, thoughtful, caring, understanding, patient, generous, and great in bed... which are all very important, and hard to find qualities. However, he nags, doesnt like sports, has NO interest in current events or anything that goes on in the world, has bad table manners, complains about his food every single time we go out to eat, always laughs loudly at the most serious parts of movies, needs attention all the time, and I'm not very physically attracted to him... I'm going to stop there. Are these things that I should overlook because he has all the other good qualities??? Am I settling for less than I deserve??? I know I'm never going to find someone that's perfect, but I want someone that's perfect for me. Is he it??? How do I know???
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I hope you don't mind me chimming in al the time. If so..just say "give it a rest" and I'll be gone.
But if you don't mind.....
Ok..so first is married,eh? I didn't know that.
Let me ask you a question??? Do you know who I am?
You could find out rather easily if you tried.
Enough on that for now.
You need to start over with a new game board. What you're looking for isn't there.
Like I said..you're not ready but I'll only explain that if you want to hear it. It's stuff that's not for the easily taken by most. But you have two or three blaring clues that say STOP LOOKING NOW.
I'm sure Patterson is a really nice guy. But...you seem to be wasting your time and at the same time unable to drop the bad habit..
Too much of a caring heart to stomp on people and just let them go, I say. Comes across in your words.
Enough seriousness......I got two top grade pornos that I'll be viewing and reviewing tonight with M.
I gotta go. There's a razor with my name on it around here somewhere..........
I hope you don't mind me chimming in al the time. If so..just say "give it a rest" and I'll be gone.
But if you don't mind.....
Ok..so first is married,eh? I didn't know that.
Let me ask you a question??? Do you know who I am?
You could find out rather easily if you tried.
Enough on that for now.
You need to start over with a new game board. What you're looking for isn't there.
Like I said..you're not ready but I'll only explain that if you want to hear it. It's stuff that's not for the easily taken by most. But you have two or three blaring clues that say STOP LOOKING NOW.
I'm sure Patterson is a really nice guy. But...you seem to be wasting your time and at the same time unable to drop the bad habit..
Too much of a caring heart to stomp on people and just let them go, I say. Comes across in your words.
Enough seriousness......I got two top grade pornos that I'll be viewing and reviewing tonight with M.
I gotta go. There's a razor with my name on it around here somewhere..........
I hope you don't mind me chimming in al the time. If so..just say "give it a rest" and I'll be gone.
But if you don't mind.....
Ok..so first is married,eh? I didn't know that.
Let me ask you a question??? Do you know who I am?
You could find out rather easily if you tried.
Enough on that for now.
You need to start over with a new game board. What you're looking for isn't there.
Like I said..you're not ready but I'll only explain that if you want to hear it. It's stuff that's not for the easily taken by most. But you have two or three blaring clues that say STOP LOOKING NOW.
I'm sure Patterson is a really nice guy. But...you seem to be wasting your time and at the same time unable to drop the bad habit..
Too much of a caring heart to stomp on people and just let them go, I say. Comes across in your words.
Enough seriousness......I got two top grade pornos that I'll be viewing and reviewing tonight with M.
I gotta go. There's a razor with my name on it around here somewhere..........
I have no friggin clue why it posted three times. Seriously. That's it! I'm off this blogger crap forever!! That was the last straw!!
(But I'll be back tomorrow at 6am.)
Jaime, or whatever your name is today ; ) I don't mind your comments at all, that's partly why I do this blog, to get people's feedback on my dysfunction. Yes, First is married with a 2 year old son. No, I don't know who are you. Who are you??? And yes, I'd love for you to explain what you were talking about.
"I want someone that's perfect for me. Is he it??? How do I know???"
Asking that question is the answer itself. If you ask it, then there's doubt. If there's doubt then there's failure. See how simple I make it sound?? Plus, you list bars and clubs as your first two interests. In my humble opinion, anyone who has bars and clubs as their interests aren't ready to give up bars and clubs as an interest. I know..I know...it sucks. And you're thinking you might be able to have your cake and eat it too. We all do. Few actually pull it off. Especially if you're really serious about settling down at some point.
You're looking too hard. Stop looking and BAM! It'll happen. Yeah...I thought that was bullshit too. But it's true. People can sense when someone is looking and that makes it too easy. Asking questions like "How do I know?" is the kiss of death.
After alot of thought, I'm thinking you may want to keep doing what you're doing. Because when the right player comes up to the plate, you'll drop everything else like a bad habit.
I just want a picture of Patterson's face when that happens. (hehe. I'm evil)
And I'm sure I don't have to tell you this....but you'll never find anyone worth a dime in a bar or club. We guys go to bars and clubs for a reason. And if we find agirl in a bar or club...well, we just found a girl who hangs out in a bar or club. We didn't just find the nice average girl that we're all actually looking for. We go to bars and clubs to take a break from the hunt for someone nice and normal and go get some fast,easy bar-strange.
Now, I'm not saying that you are fast,easy bar-strange. But I'm being honest and letting you in on a little secret about how we think. Don't want to see you wind up with another Patterson-esque monkey.
Oh...and by the way, last night's movie wasn't all that. Kinda sucked. More later.
There are good guys out there. But I'm all the way in Chicago.
(Rim shot.)
Thank you! God night! Try the Veal!
Opaco,
Sorry 'bout what I wrote regarding Oregon. (if you read that one). Have an ex in Lincoln City. Likie your site. Welcome to the little club who is going to figure out Elizabeth's life and then wreck it. Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hey..is that a donut over there?? I gotta go........
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