My celebrity soulmate
I came across this website today that determines which celebrity you are most compatible with by your date of birth. So... I'm thinking, "ooooh I wonder who I would get! Maybe...
Nope, only 50%. Ok, so maybe...
Nuh uh, 56%. I know! It must be...
.Closer, we got 70%. Damn. Hmmm... I wonder who it is then...
99%?!?! Oh hell no. I'm not settling for Jimmy fuckin Fallon. Let's see what's behind lesbian door #2...
There she is, Jordana Brewster. My lesbian soulmate. We match 100%! (Because we were born on the same exact day) If only we were both lesbians!
Alright boys and girls, let's see who you're destined to be with!
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