Sex... love... uh oh's

Wine, dine, and porn me

Being that I'm sick, today was kind of a long day. I have a hacking cough, and no voice. Not so fun. So I'm laying down tonight and I get a text message from Marine, it says "Wanna cum watch porn with me?" Ummmm what the...? So I reply with "Haha!" We make some text message small talk, then he says "I'm waiting for a response." I told him "sure, i'll bring the popcorn", to which he replies "I'm looking for a serious response". I responded with "Haha!" again. He goes "C'mon, what do you say? No strings attached." Yeah, you idiot, because that's exactly what I want is random sex. Jesus! So I tell him I'm not a no strings attached kind of girl and he says "How about friends with benefits?" Negative. So then he says, "how bout you just come over and I'll cook you dinner then?" I didn't respond so he called me. It went something like this: (this is the cliff notes version because the conversation was 45 minutes long)

Marine: Sooooo, what do you say? Can I make you dinner?
Me: That's sweet but tonight's just not good, I'm sick.
Marine: Well I can take care of you.
Me: Yeah right.
Marine: I'm serious, I got everything you could need.
Me: Yeah? And what's that?
Marine: All you need to do is grab your toothbrush and drive over here. I'll make you dinner, you need to eat. You don't even have to pack PJ's, you can wear some of mine. I have soft pillows and blankets. Lots of medicines. I'll pour you some wine.
Me: But it's an hour and a half drive!
Marine: Well you would stay here of course, so you don't have to worry about driving home tonight. You can sleep in my bed, I don't bite. And I'll put a muzzle on you, because I know you do. haha! Just kidding, I'll even sleep somewhere else if you don't want me in bed with you. My bed is really comfy.
Me: I don't know...
Marine: What are you going to do in the next hour and a half?
Me: Probably take a warm bath.
Marine: I got a bath tub, a nice one. I even have a rubber ducky, Mr. Bubble, all the necessities.
Me: Tempting, but don't think so. I'm a whiney brat when I'm sick, not to mention high maintenance.
Marine: Like I said, I'll take care of you.
Me: Why now? Why all of a sudden?
Marine: Because I want to see you, is that ok?
Me: It's just weird.
Marine: So is that a yes?
Me: No.
Marine: Too late, I've already started making your dinner. Get on the road.
Me: Sorry, but not tonight. Not while I'm sick.
Marine: Ugh fine.
Me: It's sweet of you to offer though.
Marine: Come on, it will be fun. I promise. No funny business, just hanging out.
Me: Not tonight.
Marine: Ok ok, well I'm going to finish cooking here. I hope you feel better.

So that was the end of that, then he sends me a text message later that just says "Brat." I tell him that I saved him from spending the night with a sick whiney brat. He goes "Ok you win. Some other night then?" I said "Sure." Then he asked when and I told him it was up to him. He goes "Ok, Saturday night. No dinner though. Just dessert." I was like damn! Now you won't cook me dinner? he goes nope, you had your chance tonight. I told him I think I'm going to be sick for a very long time then. He laughed and said goodnight.

Ok so... where the FUCK is this coming from? I'm too tired, and sick to contemplate this right now... but I know it's going to bug me tomorrow.

posted by EIizabeth @ 11:39 PM