Sex... love... uh oh's

What a weekend

My sister and brother in law were out of town from Thursday until yesterday (Sunday), so I watched the kids. On Thursday night they were supposed to spend the night with my dad beacuse I had to work early Friday morning. He was set on staying here and I had to make sure that didn't happen because he drives me crazy, and I would end up killing him. So, i made it very clear that he was not going to stay here and he was pissed about that. So, I had a very nice night to myself, and at 5:30 in the morning Chester came over before work, and well... we didn't exactly have breakfast. It was stupid, I know. But i needed it really bad, and I knew he would deliver. Oh and he sure did, wow... that's all I can say.

On Friday I picked up the kids from my dad's house after work and Dimples and Little Dimples came over to have pizza with the kids and I. It was so fun. After the kids all went to bed at about 10pm, we went out on the patio and started drinking screwdrivers. After a few of them we were just talking and laughing like crazy, and we started taking shots. Then her friend Jay came over, so she took my phone and called Mama's Boy and told him to come over. Well, he was being an ass, so she started telling him off, I was laughing so hard I was crying. It was SO funny! So, then he said he was going to come, but then he changed his mind and started making excuses. He's an idiot. We finally went to bed at like 3am.

On Saturday I got up at 7:30 got ready and got the kids ready so I could go to my cheer coach meeting. After that I took the kids out to lunch, and to this kids museum called Explora. We had a blast! Then went to my mom's house for a while and my little sister asked me to go to this party with her that night. My nephew did NOT want me to go. He was like "No! I want you to stay with us! Please don't go!" My mom said they could spend the night with her and they would have fun, and I told him I would come to my mom's house afterwards and sleep there so I would be there when he woke up, then he was ok with it. That afternoon, watched a movie about sharks, then I got ready and took the kids back to my mom's and my sister and I went to the party. It was SO fun! All her guy friends that she goes to school with were there and they are HOT!!! So, we drank... and drank... and drank, until the next thing I know my sister and I are in the bathroom, she's trying to throw up and I was sick of sitting there watch her dry heave so I stuck my finger down her throat and up came all that lovely Rum. Most people would say that's disgusting, but I call it love. haha! Obviously, neither of us could drive so her friends were going to drive my car and stay at my mom's house with us. On the way out my sister falls flat on her back in the rocks. Her friends and I got her up and got her to the car, while making a few jokes about needing training wheels for her flip flops. We left and the next thing I know the guy that's sitting in the back seat with me starts kissing me. He was hot, so of course I didn't mind. Then we got lost and we kept having to pull over because the guy next to me kept getting car sick and having to throw up because of all the u-turns we were making. After a while he passed out in my lap. It took us FOREVER to get my mom's house because my jackass sister was trying to navigate and she doesn't even know how to get there sober! So, we finally got there and passed out on the floor right by the door, home, safe.

Sunday morning we all got up and pretty much had a lazy day. My sister threw up all day, and the kids and I took a long nap in the afternoon. My older sister and brother in law came home that night. My younger sister wants me to go visit her this weekend, but I'm not sure if I will. I still need to catch up on some rest from last weekend.

posted by EIizabeth @ 11:23 AM